{"product_id":"king-size-pre-order","title":"King Size","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"expandable-body\" ng-transclude=\"\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"game-description-body ng-scope\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv ng-bind-html=\"geekitemctrl.wikitext|to_trusted\" class=\"ng-binding\"\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.2204%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigner\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 62.7796%;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cpopup-list items=\"geekitemctrl.geekitem.data.item.links.boardgamedesigner\" numitems=\"geekitemctrl.geekitem.data.item.linkcounts.boardgamedesigner\" sref=\"geekitem.credits({'#':boardgamedesigner})\" itemsinline=\"true\" loaded=\"geekitemctrl.geekitem.loaded\" action=\"geekitemctrl.showFullCredits\" showcount=\"4\" class=\"ng-isolate-scope\"\u003e \u003cspan ng-repeat=\"item in items|limitTo: listshowcount\" class=\"ng-scope\"\u003e \u003ca title=\"Scott Westgard\" href=\"https:\/\/boardgamegeek.com\/boardgamedesigner\/36719\/scott-westgard\" class=\"ng-binding\"\u003eScott Westgard\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/popup-list\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.2204%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 62.7796%;\"\u003e\u003cpopup-list items=\"geekitemctrl.geekitem.data.item.links.boardgamepublisher\" numitems=\"geekitemctrl.geekitem.data.item.linkcounts.boardgamepublisher\" sref=\"geekitem.credits({'#':boardgamepublisher})\" itemsinline=\"true\" loaded=\"geekitemctrl.geekitem.loaded\" action=\"geekitemctrl.showFullCredits\" showcount=\"4\" class=\"ng-isolate-scope\"\u003e\u003cspan ng-repeat=\"item in items|limitTo: listshowcount\" class=\"ng-scope\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cojones\" href=\"https:\/\/boardgamegeek.com\/boardgamepublisher\/42745\/cojones\" class=\"ng-binding\"\u003eCojones\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/popup-list\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.2204%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlayers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 62.7796%;\"\u003e2-69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.2204%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlaying Time\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 62.7796%;\"\u003e10 mins\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.2204%;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Age\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 62.7796%;\"\u003e18 and up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eHave you always wanted to be the King or Queen of the Dick?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith King Size, now it’s possible to find out who’s the longest!\u003cbr\u003e Grab the 6 dice and wow your friends with your length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe game plays over one round, during which each player rolls dice up to three times.\u003cbr\u003e 1. Take all 6 dice and give them a good shake.\u003cbr\u003e 2. Roll them once.\u003cbr\u003e 3. You may choose to reroll any of the dice a second or third time. Note: all Hearts you roll are set aside and cannot be rerolled.\u003cbr\u003e 4. After 3 rolls, analyze your results!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve rolled at least one Ballsack AND one Head determine the length of your dick by adding up your dice!\u003cbr\u003e If you failed to roll at least one Ballsack AND one Head, your score is zero - but don’t forget to show off your small but mighty member.\u003cbr\u003e If you roll 5 Hearts, you’ve gone soft. It’s okay, it happens to everyone. Take all 6 dice and take another turn!\u003cbr\u003e If you roll 6 Hearts, you’ve found True Love! The game ends immediately and you’re declared the winner!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter one round, if nobody’s found True Love, the player with biggest dick is the winner! Stamp them so everyone knows about their King-Sized dick!\u003cbr\u003e If there’s a tie, play another game ;)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cajones Production","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17385383526451,"sku":"KS-FR01","price":12.89,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/www.booyakajuice.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/9631\/products\/ksize.jpg?v=1579162246","url":"https:\/\/www.booyakajuice.com\/products\/king-size-pre-order","provider":"booyakajuice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}